I saw winboat recommended the other day and was pleasantly surprised at its performance, so yeah I’d recommend giving it a try too

Gee Aye Eff

But is Gee pronounced Jee or Ghee?

When I last played them Dolphin really struggled, but fortunately you can buy a Wii and the discs for a few quid each!

MRW I run git blame to find out who wrote this appalling hack

I don’t know if things are different at Microsoft or across the pond in general, but from people I’ve spoken to who’ve been given similar “mandates”, they’re not as compulsory as they first sound. If you’re reasonably good at your job and your manager is keen to keep you then you can get away with just ignoring these rules. More what you’d call “guidelines” and all that.

Ah, so FIFA but for Americans?

What’s going on with all the Ls?

I’ve never tried it myself but I’ve heard a lot of speedrunners map mouse click (or whatever button they need to spam) to the mouse wheel, that’s probably something you could do in Steam Input (if that’s how you’re running your games)

I’m not really a “plot” sort of gamer so probably don’t have a huge amount of experience to choose from, but Undertale really sounds like it fits the bill. It’s all laughs and jokes until it’s not.

I’ve seen a few variants of this on t-shirts before

I think bad::5 is IPv6

Looks realistic to me!

Fortunately Speak With Dead gets the job done for free!

The thing about Arsenal is they always try and wank it in

Impressive, though do you actually need to have it all with you at all times? I’ve been there, and ultimately having everything on me all the time wasn’t worth the other tradeoffs.

Use the exact same setup you have, then when she calls and asks you how to do something then you either already know or can check on your own machine!

Fair enough, seems like a nice setup. I guess I’ve already accepted that I can’t do that on most phones and constant network access to cloud stuff is a reasonable alternative. There is no perfect device so we’ve all got to choose which compromises to make, eh?

Out of interest what music files and documents do you need with you at all times that will fill up a 256GB phone?

I didn’t either til I looked it up!

They had one when I last checked (maybe a year ago) and now there’s twenty or so, so definitely seems like things are picking up.