Conservatives: not like this… not like this!

Do not talk to fucking cops

Seriously, did night monsters write this post?!

Yeah if you like poop and pee

If you get that feeling where you need to sneeze but it’s not quite enough for a full sneeze, say the word grapefruit. 60% of the time it works every time

As you wish

What’s the number? What’s the number??

Trump gave Bubba a bj

Reign of the pedofascists

You’re on the right track. Asking her to point out micro aggressions that you don’t notice might help you be more aware

An old guy is turning 100 so his friends decide to hire a prostitute for him to celebrate his birthday. She shows up and says to him “Are you ready for some super sex?” And the old guy thinks for a moment and says “…I will have the soup”

So more than 1/3 of all Epstein files?

So there’s about 3 million files and Trump appears on more than 1/3 of them? They should probably be called the Trump/Epstein files

Don’t forget Trump x 1 million

It’s also totally cool not to brake for them

You forgot “commit treason”

America: best we can do is absolutely nothing