Should be “shonetines I git shad.”
Semisimian
- 0 Posts
- 107 Comments
Semisimian@startrek.websiteto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•try out my AI agent bro, it'll change your life bro, I swear...English
7·4 months ago“prospective”
You sly dog.
When evolution says “no notes.”
Semisimian@startrek.websiteto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Construction workers or people in business and all who is right in this scene the teacher or Rodney Dangerfield?English
7·5 months agoI am in construction (not manufacturing) and own my own business. Truth is, they are both right.
Rodney is right because there are a huge number of variables that the prof’s equation is ignoring. Also, it is generally a good idea to know what you are manufacturing and work to produce that product as efficiently as possible. The professor is sort of putting the cart before the horse by building a factory with no product.
That said, we are in a learning environment and seemingly in a lower-level class. You have to strip away real-world variables to teach the lessons at hand. The professor is right not to include corrupt politicians and mafia folk, it’s too much when you are trying to start with the basics. But he should’ve had the class decide on a product - he said it himself, it could be anything - and then build up from there.
Mafia payoffs are a 300 level course.
Semisimian@startrek.websiteto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•A Fistful of BitchesEnglish
11·6 months agoLet He Who Is Without Bitches…
It would actually be an appropriate title for the episode.
I use Recipe Keeper for Android. It converts pics, text and URLs to recipes, has a shopping list function, and is a 1-time purchase after the 1st 20 recipes you store. It’s also very simple - does everything I need and nothing I don’t.
Semisimian@startrek.websiteto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you think "coconut water" is corporate propaganda and it should be called "coconut juice"?English
9·6 months agoI call all of it “sugar water” so that my kids know the two main ingredients.
Semisimian@startrek.websiteto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•SCOTUS to Trump todayEnglish
28·6 months agoFrom SCOTUSblog,
“Based on two words separated by 16 others in … IEEPA—‘regulate’ and ‘importation’—the President asserts the independent power to impose tariffs on imports from any country, of any product, at any rate, for any amount of time,” Chief Justice John Roberts wrote. “Those words,” he continued, “cannot bear such weight.” “IEEPA,” Roberts added, “contains no reference to tariffs or duties.” Moreover, “until now no President has read IEEPA to confer such power.”
“Justice Brett Kavanaugh wrote the main dissent, which was joined by Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito.”
Fortnite? My kids don’t play it anymore, I don’t know.
Semisimian@startrek.websiteto
Music@lemmy.world•Britney Spears Sells Entire Music Catalog To Primary WaveEnglish
11·6 months agoI hope some of it makes it back to her and doesn’t get siphoned off by debt, managers, handlers, etc.
Semisimian@startrek.websitetoData is Beautiful@lemmy.world•Top Apps By Age, Q4 2025English
2·6 months agoFucking Amazon. They’re dominating the replacement parts and hardware market so much that even the big box stores are decreasing their inventory for stuff I need daily for my job. Whatever I need, Amazon can get it to me faster and cheaper than anybody else - I know why and I hate that is the case. I am forced to participate to stay solvent in my work, forced to participate in the “land of the free.”
Semisimian@startrek.websiteto
Music@lemmy.world•Song of the Day: Sad but True by OrbitalEnglish
2·7 months agoThe whole album is great! One of my favorites.
Semisimian@startrek.websitetoAMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.world•"In theater" in MinneapolisEnglish
14·7 months agoI read that in a Ferengi voice: “Top hooman says blah blah.”
Semisimian@startrek.websiteto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Bring out your deadEnglish
6·7 months agoDon’t worry, even the cast forgot this was a plot point.
Semisimian@startrek.websitetoAMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.world•Feds say ICE will have major, visible presence at Super BowlEnglish
5·7 months agoBad Bunny skipped the US dates of his tour because of the threat of ICE casing the joint. This is sending a message: a racist, stupid, eye-rollingly obvious message. I imagine this will go over worse than showing Trump’s image on the jumbotron.
Semisimian@startrek.websiteto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Didn't know that the wordle word list included mythical legends.English
2·7 months agoWordle 1,667 3/6
🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Semisimian@startrek.websiteto
History@lemmy.world•Innocent African-American child George Stinney executed after being falsely accused of murdering two white girls | 1944English
47·7 months agoThe image is from a short film: https://youtu.be/5iL1f-jV32A
George Stinney’s execution is an example of how terrible we can be to each other. It has been depicted on screen a couple of times and is always gut-wrenching to watch. I just wanted you to know that this is not actual footage of him.
Semisimian@startrek.websiteto
politics @lemmy.world•Five Years Later, It’s Clear Jan 6 (and Trump) Broke AmericaEnglish
60·8 months agoThose of us possibly even older may point to the repeal of the Fairness Doctrine in '87. From Wikipedia, the fairness doctrine “required the holders of broadcast licenses both to present controversial issues of public importance and to do so in a manner that fairly reflected differing viewpoints.” In short, it’s repeal paved the way for Fox News and led all the way to CBS under Weiss.
But to your point, there are 3 things on my platform that I tell anyone who wants to hear it. 3 actionable items:
- Reinstate the Fairness Doctrine.
- Repeal the Patriot Act.
- Overturn Citizens United.
I didn’t say it would be easy.
Semisimian@startrek.websiteto
politics @lemmy.world•Stop Defending Bari Weiss. It is impossible to take her actions at face value given the context in which she is operating.English
7·8 months agoSo, she shares a name with The Walrus of Love himself, Barry White. Cool. There’s a joke in there somewhere…


These look like perfectly respectable douchebags, nothing like the feckless, impotent, callow d-bags from the original photo.