It’s a salad chopper, it seems. Put the lettuce in the bowl and use that thing to cut it up.

Nah, that’s the junk drawer. This one is all the random kitchen tools drawer. Ladles, can openers, spatulas, meat thermometers, wooden spoons, etc. this and the junk drawer are two different drawers

Ok. I’ll bite. Uh… What?

They haven’t gotten that part of their lie figured out yet. Give them some time, they’re only working on two collective brain cells, afterall.

Have you seen the bulge on that bear?!

That would be part of the benefits he is referring to.

Sure hope you knocked on wood after saying that