Please.

For rain jackets, I’ve been looking at replacements that you periodically treat with wax

Then why don’t I ever see it “fing” anything?!?

I attended this church growing up, it taught me some important lessons.

Like, religion is a sham and people are hopelessly indoctrinated.

And, as Carlin put it, “God needs mooooonnneeeeyyyhhh!”.