Sam’s Club is just a Wal-Mart with bigger portions and a Membership scheme…
First one that came to my mind too
Type of paint they used being exposed to the elements over time have caused it to shrink and warp. You see similar things happen to houses with old paint jobs.
Just because you’re popular, doesn’t make you right.
Actually I think it’s more that the people he’s trying to rile up (old people) are stuck in the 80s where getting HIV is a death sentence and it’s only something the gays™ get. So not only is it a racist but a homophobic dog whistle.
Psssh… 3 hours is so 2 hours ago.
Okay now I’m just getting ready to block Beaver, thejerkface and Thelemmybud because they just keep spamming this all over the place. I don’t know if their intention is to try to drum up support but it should be obvious to them from the number of downvotes they keep getting that their crocodile tears aren’t working.
This is the first far side joke I haven’t gotten. Can someone help me out?
Which that’s something i find interesting about electric planes they’re testing. MTOW and MLW are almost identical in an electric plane. You can’t just dump fuel
Rephrase: removing Denuvo caused performance improvements
Healthcare was my initial thought too. Especially in the US it’s used way too much as a bargaining chip/greed center. Yeah I’ll just stop living.
Don’t know if that would work as the payment is your life. You wouldn’t be around to receive it. Interesting thought experiment
“I would walk 581 miles, and I would walk 581 more” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
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I’d say that’s pretty definite
Check the date on the paper. One day before 9/11
I’ll be your friend (I have never played Terraria)
I miss the designs from the 50s and 80s that would slice a pedestrian off at the knees. But no, they had to mandate front impact protection for pedestrians and now we have flat faced cars everywhere.
Only later do you find out your uncle is actually your father because of a bizarre incident where your dad got his nuts punched by an unknown person never seen again
You know longer tweet out your tweets. You “X-creet” your “X-crement”
Had a color wheel in a DLP TV explode on me. Fairly easy to replace but it was a pain to clean out all the glass.