𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼

what a terrible day to have eyes

i am glad my shitposting was educational

though tbh you’re unlikely to ever need this knowledge unless you’re heavily into functional programming or golfing or coding interviews or other esoteric arts

tail call optimization wants to know your location

Discworld

thanks i hate it

brb deploying each bin from coreutils as a separate aws lambda function

quantum services

take your source code and put each character in its own docker container

this gives you the absolute peak of scalability and agility as every quantum of your application is decoupled from the others and can be deployed or scaled independently

implementing, operating and debugging this architecture is left as an exercise for the reader

that will be $250,000 kthx

yes

roughly 32% of (eligible to vote) americans voted for trump

that’s hardly “most”

Terry Pratchett’s Discworld has The Clacks, a network of semaphore towers that can transmit messages, later including encoded images, across the disc.

They could be truncating the password in one form but not the other.

APL

at least all those state actors will have to fight it out to control my system

and i have an excuse for poor application performance