Yes, its been a long time. But I still remember every line. You remember your first? Mine was some NGINX proxy at the Battle of Netflix.

My server took an arrow from my ISP so I was on foot, slogging through the configuration files. Tech support came running at me, this dumb corporate policy, thinking they could end the rebellion with a single policy blocking port forwarding.

I knocked them with the tailscale. Gods I was strong then. Caved in their double NAT. Probably shattered every iptable they had.

Stood over them, keyboard in the air. Right before I brought it down they said “Wait, wait!”

They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don’t put that part in the songs. Stupid ISP.

Ya fuck these US annexation tweets, lets bring back Cascadia talks. The mountains divide us physically and culturally.

BC is tired of having our old growth forests raped, pipelines we don’t want or benefit from rammed through our mountains against our will scarring the landscape, and our coastlines littered with trash from Alberta both literal and figurative.