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This is factual, long ago you could read all about this on birdsarentreal.com

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You may now kiss the unwashed feet of your uhhh… king.

Do you mean leaving to Elon’s Mars colonoscopy, or leaving per the airlock?

Word!

The shit he eats may be unhealthy but it sure prevents him from decomposing

I happen to speak French, German, Dutch and a bit of Russian, and if I dig deep, some remnants of Arabic might come up. I can assure you Russian is the more poetic but French definitely the easiest to learn.

I found Londoners to be different in that respect, but that might be just me.

Terrific gif, by the way, I love it.

But that’s Paris. Parisians see everyone as tourists I guess.

They are not assholes for preferring their own language over the beetroot-chomping English (Simplified) of some obnoxious foreigners, too arrogant to at least adapt a little.

Morbid humour, I’m loving it

Strong disagree, there were far fewer dead people in those days, so remembering them all was a lot easier. Gen-M ‘sjust spoiled brats!

Fair enough. I wouldn’t want to insult the Librarian.

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

Someone wiser than me already said that it already has happened: 1 ape did, in fact, write the complete works of Shakespeare.

“A woman? Now the guy can get remarried lol”

Even then, she won the popular vote. By a lot.

A real Lemmian Hero!

Amazing that Vulcans aren’t mentioned on this list. And on a more serious note: humanoids with green blood are apparently not that impossible!

I see what you did there

Grand Nagus approves!