charismatic (Trump? Ew, how?)

I’ve been calling it carnival barker energy. It’s not exactly charisma, it’s stage presence comprised mostly of speed, energy, and volume. And it’s fucking catnip to morons apparently.

Fun fact, it’s actually been theorized that overlapping cave paintings like that were essentially a rudimentary form of animation, as flickering firelight would create the illusion of movement.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/ice-age-artists-may-have-used-firelight-to-animate-carvings-180979943/

I wouldn’t call that definite by any stretch. Not because he wouldn’t, but because honestly I feel like there’s a pretty decent chance he drops dead between now and then.

Losing candidate gets slimed.

Overcooked

Tenth

I would also accept developing a newfound interest in the Titanic.

I see your dudes with a flag and raise you a guy in an inflatable dinosaur costume

“Red alert!”

“Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb”

Tbf, I think radio absolutely used to be better before iheart and their ilk bought fucking everything and turned every goddamn station into a hypersanitized prepackaged mix of the same 10 bloody songs over and over. Therefore, by extension, I could 100% see how someone basing their opinion on what actually gets radio play could easily arrive at the conclusion that music is worse now.

This just feels like either

A. He doesn’t fully get what satire is and assumes it has to be lighthearted or

B. He’s using “provocative” to basically mean “clickbait, but I’m too pretentious to call it that”

Trump and depends

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Particularly given that I suspect for a decent chunk of that 14%, “action” means something more along the lines of “whinge on Facebook until I get uninvited to Thanksgiving”.

Or maybe I just like efficiency more than I hate the phone.

This is me. Texting is great for simple questions but if any sort of extended back and forth is needed just calling tends to be faster.

Honestly in a use case like family photos, redoing it every x amount of time is probably a good idea anyway so new ones can be added.

There are a certain subset of people that just vote R because they always have because of where they grew up or how their parents voted or what have you and pay attention to basically fucking nothing but the biggest of headlines. These are the ones he might still be able to lose if he fucks up hard enough, because at this point I suspect a lot of them are not exactly hyped about voting for him anyway and are just coasting on a combination of sunk cost fallacy and a nigh on pathological fear of change.

Will buffalo wings be next?

Honestly Brickfrog would be an improvement