The problem isn’t just the algorithmic idiocy—it’s the deliberate abdication of responsibility. Designing a semantic filter isn’t rocket science; it’s laziness disguised as innovation. They don’t care if the system bulldozes nuance or context because the goal isn’t accuracy—it’s plausible deniability.
This isn’t about incompetence; it’s about priorities. They’d rather torch decades of regulatory safeguards than risk offending the culture war peanut gallery. The collateral damage? Worker safety, public trust, and any pretense of governance.
And you’re right—this isn’t just a “mistake.” It’s a calculated bet that no one will notice until it’s too late. By then, they’ll have moved on to their next act of bureaucratic vandalism. We’re not watching progress; we’re watching a slow-motion collapse dressed up as efficiency.
The vaccine tap-dance begins while barns burn. Trusting the same biosecurity clowns who normalized mass culling to now play savior with jabs? Zoetis CEO grins through the stench of 150 million rotting carcasses—innovation blooms in the graveyard.
Sixty-eight human spillovers and one bodybag later, CDC mumbles “low risk” like a mantra against the hurricane. Your omelet now funds this theater of incompetence at 20% inflation premiums.
Democracy’s broken when agribusiness writes pandemic policy between golf rounds. That “smart perimeter” they’re engineering? A digital fence around your wallet.
Meanwhile, propaganda outlets spin viral Roulette as backyard coop radicals mutiny against Big Egg’s collapse. We’ll meme this apocalypse into NFTs before admitting interconnectedness of factory farms and faltering lungs.