I appreciate the ubiquitous nature of the “are we the baddies” sketch… but I wish more folks were more aware of everything else they’ve done I maintain that there’s a relevant Mitchell and Webb sketch for almost every imaginable scenario.

These types of comments ignore the fact that Geralt is written in the exact same way.

The “romance” dialog options tend to be god awful.

Six!? No, man. Fives the magic number here.

“Five little chipmunks twirling on a branch. Eatin’ lots of sunflowers at my uncles ranch.” You know that old children’s tale… from the sea.

Surely you know this by now, a verdict is not required to invoke the ammendment.

Sticky sticky stick stick

Goddammit, Android ricing. I have never heard that term before, but it’s so fucking appropriate.

I read all these “clown car” interpretations, but they’re all missing the point.

This is a lady clown whose fallopian tubes are heavy with eggs, as any fertile lady clown of her relative young age.

All the ambulancii are there to transport her unborn yet still vitally human unfertilized lady clown eggs.

Pray for her, for it’s not a clown car but a uterus.

WWZ is one of my all time favorite books. They should really make it into a movie. Or, even better, an HBO miniseries.

Drew’s Script-O-Rama.

OG movie script/screenplay database.

Dudes been running this place since 95, which is doubly impressive that he never got popped for copyright shit. There was a pretty crazy stretch where he was releasing scripts before they were even produced. Like I got to read the actual screenplays for flicks like Intolerable Cruelty, Lost Highway (movie makes more sense as a screenplay, btw) and even Beavis and Butthead Do America before they even hit the theaters.

Acrobat also added an unclosable floating menu. It’s a massive pain in my ass.