In Oregon where we’ve been vote by mail since like the 90s you can still vote in person. But we don’t really have the infrastructure to allow every voter to vote in person. If those ballots don’t get mailed out I imagine most Oregonians just won’t vote, and those that do are going to be stuck in never ending lines.

Reminds me of when I was a kid and my brother and I would try to explain our side of the story first in the hopes we wouldn’t get in trouble.

My project manager refuses to use hotkeys, watching her copy/paste with the right click context menu takes years off my life.

Highlighting the best part, what a badass.

“I always make sure I have bail money!” Fletcher replied emphatically, as if this should be the most obvious thing in the world.

Did he have bail money on him now?

“Yeah!” Fletcher exclaimed, then gestured broadly. “With this many cops around? Come on.”

Thank you for that, I needed a good chuckle today.

Collect money, convert to bottle caps.

After 100 boxes I finally unlocked paste, but still can’t copy.

where the Republican president boasted about his first year back in office and claimed his party would have massive success during the upcoming 2026 midterms

Why would you cancel the elections if your party is going to have massive success?

Never attribute to morality that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

That’s exactly what I was thinking too. Like an iPhone nano or something. The laugh I let out when I saw what it actually was though, I really needed that today.

Fun Fact: Our Presidential elections happen the same year as a leap year.

I’m not saying he was right to do what he did, but I guarantee he was correct.

Pretty sure it was Israel.

My wife and I constantly say “A Child!” any time we see a kid do something stupid/annoying.

Won’t someone please think of the shareholders…

Might be different in Korea, but as of 2015 breaths are no longer required for CPR per American Heart Association guidelines. Easy enough to wipe down the chest with an alcohol wipe between users.

This doesn’t separate sink drains and toilet drains, it just prevents rainwater from diluting the sewage water. The water coming out of your sink is still considered sewage water.

Be a step in the right direction.

Fun fact: they stopped working on a male birth control pill because of the side effects it was causing. Most of those side effects are experienced by women taking the female birth control pill.

Fun fact 2: the chainsaw was invented to open the pubic Symphysis joint during difficult child birth.

Bonus banger to enjoy how dismissive healthcare is for women.

(as one of my friends constantly reminds me, my facts are not very fun)

Unfastly?

Just one? Who will the lucky girl/guy be?