I’m going to watch it this week, take one for the team.

#3 on the Bristol Stool Chart. Noice!

Just use Goo Gone.

No, no, you are supposed to google “dirty blonde in a diaper handles bbc”. You’ll thank me later.

Based.

Metamucil gummies for the win. I call them “poop candy.”

I think that’s the point. He is trying to one up the guy with the nuggets by saying something ridiculous.

I’m just hearing “My Heart Will Go On” playing on repeat.

Sup, Reginald?

Bipolar gang rise up!

“Talk dirty to me”

“I believe in basic science…”

“Hnnnngh, I’m gonna explode”

Sounds about right.

My condolences.

all I’m hearing is that Jesus’s pronouns are they/them as the holy trinity.

I Crossposted this to !weird_art@lemmy.world because thats exactly the right vibe.

For me, the food I eat and stuff I watch on TV do two things: they either provide novelty and stimulation (new stuff) or comfort (old, familiar stuff).

As a person who is AuDHD (autism and ADHD), I really need both to thrive (or sometimes just exist).

So, if I feel under or overstimulated, my brain will crave whatever will help get me to equilibrium.

At least that’s how I see my system when it comes to cravings and whatnot.

Not necessarily, people react differently to different stimulants. For me, coffee calms down my mind but makes my body feel perky. Others do get sleepy with it.

The only and only time I tried cocaine is how I eventually found out I had ADHD. it definitely didn’t do anything to make me want to party - I could think straight and wanted to go somewhere quiet to enjoy the mental quiet.

This is quite common for people with ADHD (not saying you have it). They need novelty and excitement to thrive, otherwise they get bored. So that’s one example of a person who might want these stressful jobs.

That was legitimately funny and made my morning coffee much better, thank you.