[data@1701D ~]# /usr/local/bin/diagchk --level 3 /dev/phaser_array/0

This from the guys who released New Microsoft Outlook…

You haven’t heard Queen until you’ve heard it in the original Klingon. Did you catch their live set at Romulan Aid 2387? 🖖🎸

Scaly M

The Gonk - Herbert Chappell

Those ghouls don’t deserve beans

Be a chap and pass me a cold Marmite, would you?

You went to a Constrictive Ball Torsion appointment rather than your Cognitive Behavioural Therapy appointment.

It’s the European name for truck nuts

“I want to tell you something, but please bend over first”

Jokes on them, I grew up playing “Frontier: Elite II” on an stock Amiga 500. My reactions peak at 0.6FPS! 🎖️

Top… of the list for layoffs 🫪

Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.

You found the recipe? I’m still reading about how the recipe reminds them of warm summer evenings walking along the banks of the river, shortly after they adopted their rescue pup but before the birth of their first child. I’m sure the ingredients list will turn up soon.

This, but wife

Me personally? No.

The drones can remain airborne for about eight minutes on a single battery charge

1. Hear drone
2. Hide for 8 minutes
3. Drone evaded

This is the first I’m heading of this ‘Nord Loneliness Epidemic’