Common corporate tactic. Company pledges to invest billions in new this or that. Years later project is abandoned due to unforeseen delays.

Eyeliner VP boy.

Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s maybelline.

People are broke. Cut out the easy things first.

The likelihood that he even wrote that message is pretty slim. He’s got people to come up with statements.

Nail filing, chalk on chalk boards, using the eraser on chalk boards