What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?

“… calling in about Haitian [Full-ass-hard-R-N-words] I mean migrants.” No you don’t.

Every time I saw her announcement it was a linked Instagram post. Does she regularly post to Twitter?

I couldn’t read this message because I am a Haitian immigrant in Ohio, and that puppy looks fucking delicious. /s

Trump: I saw people talking about illegal aliens eating pets on TV.

The TV:

I can’t wait for Ken Paxton to sue the Biden Administration to make sure those poor insurance companies don’t have to help pay for their pesky customers’ healthcare! /s

Found the clip. It could have just been a REALLY wet fart, but the fact that the lapel mic picked it up makes me think Biden DEFINITELY heard it.

The Witness is a good puzzle game where they give you the same kind of puzzle, but different areas have their own rules. They don’t tell you how the rules work, but they’re fairly intuitive and the ramp up in each area is good. Eventually you have to recall rules from previous puzzles. There are extra puzzles that go beyond the mold as well, but those are well hidden.

And they bought Bungie so Myth and Oni are on the table as well.

Ok then. I still expect a surprise Jack Black as Big the Cat.

Is Jack Black just required to be in every videogame movie from now on? Mario, Borderlands, and now this? Is he going to be Shadow in the new Sonic movie?

Crazy right wingers who go “Obviously we need to cut welfare so this genius doesn’t have to pay taxes! Then one day I will be just as rich as him and be glad I didn’t make people as rich as him and future-me pay taxes!”

My bet is he was told and forgot. Ol Dementia Don at it again.

“As the only President who negotiated a deal to withdraw from Afghanistan with the Taliban (and not the CROOKED Afghan government!) for the low cost of 5000 Taliban Prisoners I approve of this Marine’s Grave! As president, I will make more deals to withdraw more Troops from around the World, and get even more Troops killed in the confusion of the sudden Withdrawal than Kamabla would!”

-Trump probably

I’m sure Bob Menendez would do it for a gold bar or a pardon.

He already called Kamala’s DNC speech “weird.” He’s already living in a post bounce-off-me-and-stick-to-you world.

“The spokesperson added that any royalties received as a result of the Trump campaign’s use of the song will be donated to the campaign of Vice President Kamala Harris and Gov. Tim Walz.”

So… they won’t be donating any money to the Harris/Walz campaign?

…said the normal man who’s been a Koch Brothers funded propagandist since he was 18, normally.