If this article is to be believed, you’re safe.

I hope this includes the ones I import to the US because I can’t live without my gold.

I’ll never forgive Starbucks for what they did to Teavana!

That aside, I think anybody who ever tasted a triangle bag tea knows they’re bad for you. They taste awful! Like plastic! I’m shocked they’re still for sale.

They already exist? I’ve never heard of them.

The expression on the security guard on the right is hilarious to me.

Hey I’m am Xennial and I’m also allergic to bananas!

Someone should do a study.

I want to understand, intrinsically, and be able to manipulate to my liking, all the financial systems of the world.

At worst, I’d quickly become a well-paid accountant. At best, I’d become an extremely talented, untraceable, modern Robin Hood.

It’s so crazy how it looks like they want to double-team you but they are legitimately just good friends and it isn’t a weird homophobic thing.

Same. It’s the same kind of vibe as “everybody poops.”

Is it? You didn’t use any.

I’m still referring to my need to steal everything that is not both nailed down and on fire.

…nailed down or on fire is fine.

Or hair???

She wouldn’t let the fisherman look in her wooden box, so they came up with this while story about her being a foreign princess, married for convenience, and took an illicit lover, so they killed her lover and put his head in the box and set her to sea.

That is an insane amount of bananas details for “she has a box and won’t let us see what’s inside.”

Fuck I want a cigarette now.

I am absolutely the bunny. Because I’m moisturized and just had my hair done, but I’m also completely done.

Think if it as a moral cancer.

Both are equally in the realm of “rich” when compared to people living paycheck to paycheck.

Binged (the search engine) and binged (the eating disorder/content consumption method) look identical and this fucks me up.

I do drugs about it but I’m not a perfect role model.

At least they’re prescription so there’s an air of legitimacy.

I’ve been really wrestling with my own anti-violence and the now-obvious fact that violence gets results.