The first time I can’t tell whether it’s sarcasm or not. This is what .world userbase looks like

And so they have to change it to “celestial body” in the obituary

Maybe it was a comedy bit

We’re on the same boat. The meme is very ambiguous, but it roughly means that something happens seemingly without a reason, i.e. the author doesn’t understand why something is the way it is

Just sang all of it in my head

“Shhh, it’s okay”

The first ant to see an anteater: "Fuck. Why does it always have to be me?’