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Where there’s smoke, there’s fire woke?

But how does the pet companion take Polaroids without opposable thumbs?

“Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Paula Dean?”

Has anyone tried explaining to the fire that climate change is just part of the radical, dangerous leftist agenda? Ooh, no, wait - Show it all the carbon offset credits we’ve got! Cuz those aren’t like the ‘thoughts and prayers’ of climate change policy or anything, and the fire will totally be like, “My bad fam, I didn’t realize”

Every time we think we’re out, it just pulls us back in.

I mean… C’mon though dude, we’re literally talking about ONE slave here. If you don’t have the political capital and/or diplomatic savvy to secure the freedom of a single, solitary piece of human chattel from an old, racist stereotype alien then are you even really a politician at all?

Besides, if memory serves (which, granted, it’s been awhile), wasn’t Watto pretty taken with the sweet, chromed out hot rod they waltz in on to begin with? Cuz I’m no businessman or anything, but I’m reasonably sure there’s some sort of deal to be made there…

It’s a job, not a fucking relationship, what other kind of mindset are you supposed to have?

These people are fucking delusional

Trump Force Farce One

Ftfy

My first death in this game came from succumbing to a massive heart attack while trying to acquire/equip said tie.

I thought we were mostly in agreement on this, tbh

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords

Also, the stock market will definitely go down if you don’t. Like, to the floor.

“Lowest in the history of numbers.” “Well, that’s lower than I thought.”

And nothing of value was lost

Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring the Republicans!

Is that like the next to last stop before ‘thoughtcrimes,’ or…?

I’m still not entirely convinced that she’s not a lich, tbh