Either way it tastes like it’s been in someone else’s mouth

Around me, they’re either 2 inches below the road surface, so a giant pothole, or 2 inches above the road surface, so a giant speed bump.

I’ve had some coworkers where working with them was like working alone, but harder

If her mascara ain’t smeared and she ain’t blue in the face she’s not enjoying herself

Not a US citizen btw

Also defends her sex offender husband and her sex offender brother

Is it really breaking news that the whole government is full of idiots?

You can make a slam fire shotgun with 2 galvanized pipes and a roofing nail

Ubuntu touch works on most android phones and has a handful with official support

The right love to point out that Obama deported more people than trump.

They don’t love to point out he did it without taking a massive shit on the constitution.

Trump and Epstein have more photos together than me and my own father.

Trump’s name is in the Epstein files more times than God’s name is in the BIBLE

It’s great when you have basic critical thinking skills and can use it like a tool.

Unfortunately, many people don’t have those and just use AI as a substitute for their own brain.

His and hers, MeUndies had a deal going on lol

I got my gf and I matching underwear

For me at least, reddits ban bot has gotten way too sensitive and the reviewers don’t actually read the appeal. I got a permaban for “threatening violence” just saying the word “kill” in context of a cat hunting birds, tried to appeal and immediately got a notification that the ban won’t be reversed, because they obviously didn’t read the comment that triggered the ban.

So now I’m here

Never actually did anything and never actually claimed to. Most people assumed it was a headache relief but the company never said that. They just said to put the shit on your forehead

Look up Pi-Hole, it’s an adblocker for your whole home network. It blocks ads at the DNS level

Scrodinger’s immigrant.

Taking all the welfare but also taking all the jobs and houses

Imagine how many texts there are that we haven’t seen. Who uses email to talk to friends?

Complaining about something free and optional is wild