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Not to be the cliche guy… But trades work was my answer

I abhor interacting with people… Now I have maybe 4 people to talk to in a whole day. I just do my job and go home

You guys realize there’s jobs that don’t require constant screen usage right?

I’m not even American and I’m concerned about the US and it’s conduct if the election goes EITHER WAY.

I should not have to be stressed about it if Donald trump loses, but here we are. A week away from whatever backup plan they have for losing the election

Probably just muscle memory for throwing empty tubes for a couple years.

My guess is this one was a ‘dud’ and was being swapped out. Careless and dangerous, but not that far from understandable

As many women as he has mudflaps maybe…

I’m the Forman at my metal shop… If you’re not swearing in front of customers I don’t give a fuck.

As long as you keep a cool head and pay attention to who’s in the building, I’ll let you get away with most things

“IN THE HUNDREDS”

Good god someone please operation overlord these mother fuckers.

Just bought this childhood book of mine for my own newborn son… Probably a bit too young for this sequel tho

Probably saw an acorn or a small friendly dog 🤷

Now that’s a political policy I can get behind!

It was early for me lol. Missed it completely

It’s offered as a free service through our major banks.

No fees for transfers up to 5k (I think?). Nearly instant transfers. Pretty hassle free

No easy way to send money over the border. No venmo, and our ‘interac Etransfer’ doesn’t work for American banks :/

I got a buddy in California who’s gonna buy it and ship it to me

I can’t buy the card pack from Canada 😡 I wanna help

18 billion dollars on a country that

• has a developed arms industry
• isn’t fighting a superior enemy
• isn’t fighting defensively
• isn’t adhering to international law
• has killed multiple US citizens in cold blood
• has invaded neighboring countries
• not to mention the whole genocide thing
• did I mention it’s mainly a genocide of children?

Fuck Israel. I fucking hate nazis and they look an awful lot like nazis to me

That will be 450$ and you’ll have to send your device in for 3 weeks. -Apple Genius

Thank you for the elaboration OP!

Oh even worse. What the actual fuck

Totally true. Didn’t think of that aspect