It’s not a new meme, I just posted a .gif of the Fusion Dance from Dragon Ball Z.

Sonic the Hedgehog

Those guys are animals.

Literally!

Yup. Might makes right in the corporate world.

she’s a crypto queen

Gunpowder, gelatin

Dynamite with a laser beam

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytiiiime!

…and we’re back to where we started.

Nowhere near as capable and a little slow, but it’s still great for a beginner.

Think of it as an open-source version of Windows Movie Maker or iMovie.

Too late. I already paid for the shipping and handling 2 months ago, and I’m not gonna let that money go to waste!

In 2043 to be exact.

@remindme@mstdn.social 19 years

I heard about this extension years ago. I wasn’t always suspicious about it, but I still never used it. I can’t say I’m surprised that it turned out to be a scam.

I’d rather pay full price honestly than support stuff like this.

I miss Australis.

Photon was pretty great in hindsight, too.

I realized I’ve never actually seen a quantum computer. When I saw this post, I decided to look one up, and expecting them to look like some old storage server or something. I mean they can’t look that antiquated, right?

Then I saw one on the Internet, and realized quantum computers look like THIS:

I actually thought those were some kind of chocolate cakes or something.

Don’t worry. He remembers it, so you don’t have to.

Fellas, is it gay to eat healthy?

Me, reading that title:

“There’s gonna be a war tomorrow, and an author’s gonna die? We must stop this!”

They probably mean the hard drive has 10 platters, each containing at least 3TB.

Just look at these losers.