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  • “I use Estrogen as my operating system,” I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. “Actually”, he says with a grin, "Estrogen is just the kernel. You use GNU+Estrogen!’ I don’t miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn’t include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It’s Estrogen, but it’s not GNU+Estrogen.

    The smile quickly drops from the man’s face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams “I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT’S STILL GNU!” Coolly, I reply “If Testosterone was compiled With gcc, would that make it GNU?” I interrupt his response with “-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long.”

    With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man’s life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I’ve womansplained him to death.



  • Synthuir@lemmy.mltohmmm@lemmy.worldHmmm
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    10 months ago

    Why? Because those in power are keeping a tight rein on what the public sees and hears.

    talks about the last two years, says people feel they are “out of touch” with today’s technology.

    In reality, they are “in the future”, in the"sweet shit" with me and others.

    I will no longer be the public man’s solution to the problem.

    We know that traditionally you need a good atmosphere (charcoal) to make the reaction (thermal release) happen.

    ChatGPT screaming “Burn down the ruling class (with fire)” in metaphor