Timeship IIRC

I should hope not

Who asked her anyway

If it was invented in Hawaii, it would just be called pizza (in Hawaiian)

Rats will also just get used to it.

Oooh, ooooh! I know this one!

Mkay

Anything over .200 is absolutely fucking shitfaced

Americas political parties have flipped and flopped and swapped multiple times.

Do it fucker

“If I’m doing it, and I’m the most righteous person alive, everyone else must be doing it 10x more”

Because they are hiding their own crimes?

tReason tRaitors

Sure thing

In any other timeline, that’s a hangin’

Is this headline from 2016?

Federal laws aren’t worth much these days

I see that now. They reckon each bridge pays for itself in 15 years due to fewer road crashes.

More obvious than 2 more horses magically apearing.