I saw a “how it’s made”-style video one about liquid smoke, and it is essentially like blowing smoke into a bottle half-filled with water, and then shaking the bottle (they actually did that to illustrate)

I don’t know if it works for germinating seeds, i’m just commenting this in case someone wants to try making liquid smoke, hoping they will post pictures of their “blow smoke into a bottle and shake it”-thing. That sound like a dope thing.

Poor bullets. They didn’t choose that life.