So…yeah, you were right.

I mean short of running ads on football games that literally just said “Joe Biden, our current sitting president who took office after Donald Trump, has stepped down from running for a second term. Kamala Harris, our current VP is now the Democrat nominee”…actually…scratch that, maybe they should have done just that.

Have we absolutely ruled out foul play by the guy who constantly talks about election rigging, and also constantly projects his own lies, and also constantly cheats even with his own games of golf?

I vote for you to lick my ball sack.

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It’s possible some other unexpected state goes Harris, no?

Human vacuum tube transport thing.

And yet, it seems to be destroying his chances. So maybe it in fact does matter what he says.

I would bet $100 there’s not a single person reading these comments that feels complacent.

Please, it would be Black Widow and that fat Russian fuck in the first Avengers.

I had some awesome oreo and dulce Gelato last night.

I hear there’s a monster truck show all day where they are, wherever that is. They have punch and pie.

I nominate Jack Smith.

And do SOMETHING about Gerrymandering. Anything. Mention it in an interview. Ask Congress to act. Withhold funding from egregious states.

Thank you for your service!

Thanks, Obama!

I jest, but I seriously believe he ran because Obama embarrassed him with a joke at that political dinner event. I do not actually blame Obama.

Goddammit. I was so hoping he’d refuse to leave. Watching him be literally dragged out, crying, in handcuffs would have been a wonderful sight.

Oh shit, is Elmo injured?

Is there any kind of online source to print it out?

My parents printed their Arizona ballots from an online link. We’re all out of the country. However AZ seems to be taking the polar opposite approach to voting. But please check if there’s anything available.

Yes, let’s all hug and get along with fascist rapist wannabe despots. Maybe we can make gingerbread houses together and sing kumbah-fucking-ya. Go suck a Re-tard’s dick.