I’m hoping for a 5 button trackball named “Microsoft 365”

They said they don’t wear deodorant, not that they avoid showers

Yep I remember the scary text the came with certain software threatening superjail if you sent the exe overseas

That means you probably have snowy winters and call the op’s smarties “rockets”

Printers.

Specifically small consumer printers that users insist on having on their desk

Aha! I suspected you’d comment.

Can confirm, the internet here is decent and it’s pretty far from people