You sound very much like me.

When sober I’m Mr doesn’t talk a lot (but I will listen) after a beer or two I’m away with the chat.

I become become very vocal…

All the remaining dinosaurs are birds though…

I fucking would… I live there.

Elite Dangerous. There’s a group of volunteers that come out to you if you find yourself stuck without enough fuel to make the next next jump to an inhabited system

Only had to do it for that once… They were awesome, saved my Cutter that I forgot I’d removed the fuel scoop from.

o7

Half the Union Jack’s tied to lampposts round here are upside down… That’s how patriotic they are.

What about the whale?

I’m 53 and a lot of my peers are fucking stupid but allowed to vote. On a radio station here in the UK the main argument against was that they would be influenced by tiktok…

…as though people my age aren’t influenced by fucking Facebook.

They’re revolting…

How many bottle caps have you got stashed away?

See, this is the thing about being smart. You’re intelligent enough to realise that there’s a lot of shit you don’t know.

When you’re thick you just believe any old bollocks you read…

Rubber bullets are supposed to be fired at the ground and bounce up into targets…

But even their good games are the same games over and over…

You forgot the Midlands in that list.

9:30

Which I would say as “Half past nine”.

To sum it up America is a third world country with a fake Gucci belt. It has been that way for a while.

Fixed that for you.

You’re assuming those kids aren’t going to starve to death.

If anyone asks me how I’m doing my bog standard response is “Fucking terrible but apart from that I’m OK.”

Yeah. I’m amazed at how many people do not know how to swim.

Yeah, I’ve been an xnbox user since 360 but I don’t think I’ll stick with another console.

I’ve been looking at handheld PC`s…