NutWrench

You don’t get to have a “perfect” candidate. Most of the time, your choices are between which choice you dislike the least. And when the choices are between Harris and another 4 years of Donald farking Trump . . . well holy jumping shitballs . . . that should have been the easiest choice in the world.

Fark EVERYONE who made this possible. And enjoy your precious little “protest vote” Dems. This is your fault, too.

Carlson isn’t smart enough to pimp for coal or oil or by saying they were “sent by God.” He could grift a little money that way. But Tucker’s cheese slid off his cracker a long time ago.

And anyone stupid enough to believe this nonsense should have a decomissioned nuclear reactor set up in their village square. Then, they can all stand around it and beat it with sticks to “drive out the demons”. Win-win for everybody. It gives them something to do, where they’re not making life miserable for everyone else, and it gives us a place to store our nuclear waste.

Especially for a guy with a “Divine Plan.” Did God have to change his plan? For Donald Trump?

That’s the Fark squirrel. And we all know what it’s doing to Donald.

And the thing is: Trump is not a clever man. In fact, he’s blantantly, obviously, ferociously stupid. He didn’t just appear out of nowhere. The rest of us have been watching this dog eat grass for the last 50 years.

Especially in light of Microsoft CoPilot. You do not want obvious spyware on any computer.

Pakleds: “Tucker Carlson is smart. He makes the news go.”

Newt Gingrich? That fat turd from the 1990s?

And insurance companies add nothing to healthcare. They contribute nothing. They streamline nothing. And THEY are the ones who make your health care decisions for you, NOT your doctor.

Got a back problem that could be easily fixed by surgury? Well screw that, insurance isn’t paying for that. But they’ll be happy to put you on painkillers for the rest of your life so you’ll be stuck in a parasitic relationship where you have pay them forever to afford your pain meds.

They only exist to transfer wealth from sick, financially vulnerable people to the billionaire class.

Maybe he shouldn’t have called it “autopilot.”

And it sounds like he’s already having an affair. With Trump.

Make a list of companies that do this, so you don’t waste your time. Also, the quality/functionality of their website can tell you a lot about how seriously they take their business.

Pulling the lever for Trump is like hitting yourself in the balls with a sledgehammer.

Undecided voters are the dumbest people on the face of the Earth.

Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters “Danerys,” before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name

This is that “liberal news media” that Republicans keep yammering on about.

The one that’s owned by six corporations.

We don’t hate “capitalism.”

We hate being farking exploited.

And if Elmo does it again, he’ll get an even stronger warning.

It must be nice to live a consequence-free life.

If you’re growing onions in a field that doesn’t have proper drainage, the water/fertilizer can actually build up in the tissue of the onion and surface washing doesn’t help.

The E. Coli probably comes from the poop water the onions were soaking in.

“Trickle down economics”

They’re literally saying, “we’re pissing on you.”