A broken clock, twice a day…
Fucking xenos and heretics everywhere.
Every accusation is an admission.
My political views are whatever this is.
Well, this is poverty. Vote GOP and they’ll help you achieve it!
< We reach/tether >
< through Control Points >
< into the Bureau/House >
As far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn’t it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it’s a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?
When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.
Don’t catch you slippin’ now
Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!
Seagulls seagulls everywhere.
Leaving presents in my hair.
It gives my scalp a glossy feel.
Who needs shampoo when you can have…
REAL?
🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown extra-solar colony, c. 2496 AD
Did they find it in your mom?
Add it to the list.
Are bacteria Republicans?
Also, your comment was gold. This is for you:
Truly the “Kings Cup” of animals.