Guns don’t kill people, people kill people…

… With guns.

I like it that way. Get more on the screen. Icons look pretty but are rather pointless with this layout.

I absolutely agree.

Jeez the fish plant hit hard. As it would for many gamers.

What Remains of Edith Finch. Is that a ‘small’ enough game? Affected me deeply, tho.

It’s the only way!

Nah I find I can get to everything quicker. The way the menu on the right pops out the names of the apps when you touch it has to be seen to be appreciated.

The button can do anything. I have it set to open my actual phone, i.e. to make a call.

I see your Christopher Judge and raise you Tiffany in Mega Pirahna.

Don’t think you can beat oceanographer Debbie Gibson in Megashark v Giant Octopus.

That was essentially why the US was founded.

I hate to be even more of that guy but the suffix ‘mancer’ has nothing to do with ‘man’ or ‘mankind’ but is derived from the Old French word “mancie,” which itself comes from the Latin “mantia” and ultimately from the Greek “manteia,” meaning divination. Therefore, “mancer” typically signifies someone who manipulates a certain element or force, often with a divinatory aspect.

Got a permanent ban, seemingly for using the word ‘defenestrate’ jokingly.

Good one. I saved a bottle of champagne for over 20 years waiting for the day that Thatcher died, then drank it while dancing naked in my garden singing “Ding dong the witch is dead”. Happy days.

What do you mean “if”? My wife has been a dictator since the day we got married…

My razr. God I miss that phone.

Reddit banned me, bizarrely, so I now only use Lemmy and Bluesky.

Uk comic Bob Monkhouse told the following joke many decades ago:

“When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They’re not laughing now.”

No it just meant that she wanted different things as she got older.

We got together when she was 21 and I was 34 and we got on a like a house on fire. We split up 9 years later. Turns out you change loads between the ages of 21 and 30, not so much between 34 and 43…