Hmm, needs a bit of workshopping IMO. How about “I duckduckwent” instead?

Yup. He brought the total living disciples back up to 12, but was the 13th to be chosen.

MAGA is a bad book club.

Time to short Google yet?

Hermit crabs!

For those curious+lazy, the removed sections were “pertaining to Habeas Corpus and judicial review of unlawful detention”.

Oo I like this better!

Theydies and themtlemen, welcome to the future!

Truly, a battle of dimwits.