Citizens United made bribery legal, and the working class has been broken down for decades and forced into poverty.

There is no American “working class” party, because they can’t afford to bribe any of the parties. Democrats sorta kinda pretend to care, occasionally, so they are currently wearing the mantle.

lol, what? “Bubble” doesn’t just mean something is expensive

Everyone stops working. That’s it. That’s the whole story.

…zero mess? What exactly are you doing with the “wrapper?” You know you’re not supposed to eat it, right?

I’m pretty sure it even existed when this was posted.

…earlier today? Yeah, I’m not really surprised to learn it wasn’t developed and published in less than a work day.

You don’t have to make a good decision. It’s 20-90 minutes of your life, not a fucking career.

Every headline about this Windows AI is dumb FUD because turning it all off is trivial

1. Is it actually trivial, though? Does that trivial change turn off all of the various instances of AI scattered throughout the OS?

2. Do you actually believe they won’t release new things under different flags, and that you won’t have to play AI whack-a-mole every update?

Procrastination Tater Tot

2000s was very emo-/scene-heavy. Lots of bracelets and mixing of black and neon.

2010s are the best argument for you, probably. It was more of a blend of things 🤷‍♂️ hipsters and preppy looks got pretty big, but nowhere near as homogenous

2020s will be COVID themed with broccoli hair

People can safely use Windows 10 online for the next decade as long as they follow basic online safety.

This is a fucking braindead take. A few months, a year, maaaybe? But a decade? No chance in hell.

Using truth social as a messaging platform

But her emails!

It’s easy right now for companies to pretend layoffs are caused by the shit economy or tariffs.

If we assume a good herd dog is roughly equivalent to Joe Rogan in his prime

…wait, are we rewriting Rogan into a top fighter, now? He didn’t even compete after his teenage years, did he?

Not saying I could get as close as even touching the man, to be clear, but let’s not act like he fought professionally for years

I don’t think we he was arguing that it wasn’t impressive insomuch as the pictured animals are wolves and he absolutely would have lost that fight.

Disclaimer: I’m not actually what the one on the right is, but the one on the left is definitely a wolf.

So are they atrocities or not? Because you seem awfully chill about the whole thing, like they’re mild inconveniences that aren’t actively ruining millions of lives

Inappropriate peaing

Does it matter that most people are good if most people in power aren’t, and they have an army of similar-minded people following their orders?

Congrats, you played yourself.

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/irregardless

The simple answer is that the gospel wasn’t working as well as it had been, so they had to change it up to continue attracting people. Cults are basically popularity contests, and you can’t win if you’re scaring everyone away.

This was actually my first thought when I saw the original headline 😂🤣 I watched the Weird Al mockumentary just last week (weird af, but I liked it overall? Kinda jumped a shark or three towards the end)