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I’m surprised nobody is comparing (or contrasting) this game to Tunic.
They absolutely are, at least as a passing mention, in the same way all Zelda clones (as a genre, not derogatory) are.
I think you’re spending way too much time on tumblr if you think this is an unpopular opinion
… who doesn’t know it? We’ve been there for at least a decade in the US
I thought making turbine blades significantly heavier was the stupidest idea in this thread, but you’ve proved me wrong!
Looks like half is just cilantro, cheese, and a tiny sprinkling of pepper flakes, while the other side had that plus pineapple, broccoli, and some sort of roasted potato?
I can get behind the pineapple, though I’d argue that it needs to be grilled. The rest of these nachos seems not very well thought out. Why are we doubling up on the carbs with the potato, everything is cut way too large for nachos, and the flavors don’t go together at all.
to prevent young people from having fun, being happy and finding meaning and fulfillment in their lives.
Hasn’t virtually every single study ever performed on the subject found a strong, direct link between unhappiness and social media use?
It’s at least 3000 miles from the West Coast to the capital. Unless you’re Russian, it’s hard to compare
It… it does, though? At least at a basic level, and it’s based on every post ever, not just your aunt’s.
I’m salaried and I’m very much forbidden to work at night without a specific additional contract.
This is true of less than 20 countries out of the 195 in the world. Again, this is in no way specific to the US.
…what? Salaried vs hourly is in no way specific to the US.
What a horrible website to browse. Auto-scroll, inundated with ads, links to other articles in the middle…
Not really surprised, they’re too busy killing children to put time into anything else.
Literally every piece of news on the IPO was about how the valuation was way, way too high. Who the fuck didn’t see the drop coming?
If anything… 49% sounds low, considering how many of these shit-tier chat bots are becoming required. Nobody is choosing to use them, given the choice, and the companies that force it are all losing market share because of it.
What have you done this week to advance those causes? Why are you spending so much time sitting on your ass and complaining on mostly-empty online spaces instead of doing important things?
Why is wasting time and effort on the 14 people who will read this comment more worthwhile than trying to protect beloved passtimes?
God forbid people have hobbies or entertainment, right? How much time or effort do you waste on other bullshit, feeling superior despite the same failing? People can’t always be productive.
Kazoos can absolutely have different pitches based on the size/shape of the body.
Source: my kid getting different ones over the years from goodie bags, arcades, etc. and slowly driving me insane
Again, how exactly do you want unreported crimes to be included? We just modify the numbers in ways that make our position look better, or…?
Man, he really has just always looked like the biggest loser in the world, huh? It’s a shame all of his many gender-affirming surgeries didn’t help
12% of your business is no way anywhere near “irrelevant.”