I don’t understand why your partner didn’t just like, go to bed. Why did you need to be there?

Zero promoted businesses in my zip code.

Nice.

That event didn’t make him a fucknugget. It just showed the entire world that he was, in fact, a fucknugget.

He has to bring his wife.

He needs her to blow into the ignition interlock.

I’m old, and I saw the Breakfast Club back in the 80’s on like, channel 11. For years I couldn’t figure out why Principal Vernon and Carl the Janitor went from hating each other to being friends.

Years later I saw it unedited and realized they cut out the whole scene with the two of them bonding and smoking weed. So much made sense at that point.

Even the people smoking pot know he’s an idiot who doesn’t know what he’s doing.

Source - I smoke pot.