JackTea

I don’t have the capacitor to keep up with y’all.

The key point is you aren’t attacking so much as breaking apart a body. You have to be afraid of being hurt. They don’t care. They’re dead. Coincidentally I don’t care. Wait. Am I dead?

Oh panzer of the lake, why am I still single?

Why is this a shitpost? For lack of anything else, this works.

All of it?

By the time I got to 3, I started having anxious sweats. You know the kind, they smell kinda tart. Don’t like it. No, sir. Staying at 3.

Thanks for picking up what I put down

Same.

And do you ever think about where baby food comes from when you go to the baby store, like Carter’s?

You get pets at a pet store so…

I don’t think this is very appropriate. You are making a joke out of homicide and a parent’s violent behavior. I’m great at parties.

Honestly, they probably want what everyone else wants…just 2x more maybe.
In my experience, guy slumber parties are kinda boring. It’s why we drink and watch bad movies.
I have waaaay more fun at women parties/sleepovers and want to imbibe what is offered. I like being the 1 male girl.

Genius. Bumping so others see this

Just stop. One of us needs a nap and I’m pretty sure it isn’t you.

Wait. What?

That’s revolting. You should be ashamed.

box arrives at my door
inside is a small box with a button. A note says in large block letters to never press the button or 1% evil etc
rolls my eyes and grabs my gear to go to work. But sits down. Presses the button many, many times
still pressing

Agreed! He should have kept to the genre he was most famous for: action movies from Cannon films

Not always true and a little besides the point. I went through a period where my friend circle ONLY made small talk. Hang out for a couple hours at a bar, 90% no talking and when we did it was either to insult each other or talk about our beers.

It became exhausting. Unsurprisingly we went our separate ways and never contacted each other again.

That’s the writers fault. There are scripts from TOS and TNG that won Emmies. They’re considered literature. None of the Abrams ST screenplays will ever be considered art. Or good.

Emoluments Clause…nvm, forgot what timeline this is.

I dunno, dude, let’s hear him out.

I like to point at pregnant people and say “I know what you did a year ago!”
Before they respond, I add, “you went to [insert name of popular baby store]”.
/This initiates confusion. And then implies, like pet stores, you can also buy baby items and a baby.
//yes, I know how pregnancy works. I have to find ways to let my weird out

I don’t appreciate this joke.

NVM. Just got it.