Car Ram-rom!

I really wish Tesla could divorce dipsh** musk. I enjoy my Y but I can’t anymore

Big if true

Good watch. Plus a surprise ending

Minors be miners

How would a bird carry a coconut?

I’m starting to think this turd isn’t going to flush. I went from “my kids have only known a black president”, to Trump vs whatever this time line is.

I do miss my traffic closer alerts, but that’s all.

Oh I see it! It’s supposed to be “Prey on America”, not “Pray for America”

There is only borg. You will be assimilated.

Or someone can let the dogs out. And we can ask “who?”

Rafael needs to go!

Trading halt? The dumb company is up over 100% in less than a month. I can’t imagine why it dropped 10%. Let it tank already.

Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole

That’s no moon! Oh wait, it is.

Where’s the straw?

All his April fools are amazing. Getting into the back door, opening his wife’s beaver, king dick! And more.

Looks like the future I want is in the past

I love that his belt buckle blends in to his fat and he looks like he’s wearing some kind of slimming garment.

It really captures the moment