Shia Labouf

Who knew wild dogs could be such dholes

I am still alive

Dayum

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Palatable

The length would be equal to the absolute value

Sensible heat is where it’s at!

And I barely passed thermo

Don’t dip your oar in Lake Katchakootie

Such is the nature of memes. There is nothing new under the sun.

Dang it, you’re technically correct. The best kind of correct.

I just looked it up on Fandom and they concur, although he possibly has a doctorate in art history.

Zoidberg has an MD, should at least be right of center.

And I don’t think Doc Oc or Robitnik have medical degrees. PhD, but not medical.

Sorry, looking for DX only

They’re affiliated with two universities. Their card can only list one affiliation. When the organizer asked which university to list, they said “probably University X”. Most people would have simply put “University X”, but since the person said “probably” the organizer decided to be literal and also put “probably”.

Less than truckload

I need to fry up an eagle 🦅

About once a year, we get a Netflix subscription for about two months. Catch up on everything we want to watch, then cancel it.

After 6 months, Netflix forgets about you. Does that mean we count as a new subscriber every year? How many people like us are inflating their new subscriber number?

Fish fingers and custard was also a lie

I knew someone at university with a twin sibling. One was afab and the other was amab. Both came out as trans. We used to joke that instead of getting top / bottom surgery, they should just get head transplants :-)