Sure those are both bad. But now we get to take bets on which country sees the first mass casualty event due to unsurvivable wet bulb temps, and we can over-under the year the first US state gets a taste of boiling alive in their own juices.

They sure balanced out that social advancement with Fisher Stevens face painted to be an Indian engineer.

There’s no evidence it’s quiltists. That kind of blanket statement has no place in this debate. It could be someone else trying to fleece investors before they cotton on.

This is a joke about Einstein’s form of the Equivalence Principle:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equivalence_principle

They missed ordering two and then saying “these are papas burritos”

Not hanging as low as Arnold’s plums, though, amirite?

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3001

The Triumverate.

First because I could listen to Jeremy Irons read the phone book, and second because each intro is funny and unique.

Rule number one: the kids are alright.

Just like Sarah Palin’s favorite newspapers.

The public library has tools and such in a lot of places.

One might even say long-expected.

Well, there is a market in people who think their city has gone to hell all because of… those people. They’ll eat this shit up.

The happiest thought I’ve seen all day, and it’s already been a real good day.

The best time was 100 years ago. The second-best time is now.

That’s not a bad faith joke. That is an educated person encouraging their partner to do better, gently, with humor.

Why makeup? The Nixon-Kennedy debates in 1960. Why is it so bad? Because anyone who professionally applies makeup knows this dude isn’t on their side.

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Lyndon LaRouche. I’d occasionally run across a few of his minions out leafletting and they oozed that culty wacko vibe.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyndon_LaRouche

This (https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0927650524001130?via%3Dihub#sec0027) appears to be the actual paper the article is talking about.