FattestMattest@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.English
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1 month agoTed Cruz is the seventh dildo
Ted Cruz is the seventh dildo
It was irresponsible of them to sell it so cheaply
Stop breaking the law, asshole!
I tried a Delta 8 gummy once, very pleasant mild high. I also tried a Delta 9 gummy and that stuff is crazy and not enjoyable.
I wonder what kind of growth regular football is at? Funny that it’s the most popular sport in the US by far but I know very few kids that play it. Flag football coming in at 25 is also surprising based on how much that’s being pushed in the last 5 years.
Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything.