I’m still waiting for Voyager, Enterprise, and Disco to get good.

That dog is now on the watch list.

It’s the petro-curse is my guess.

Apparently, half of homophobes are gay. The other half have actual phobias about gay people.

So watch out, homophobes. Half of your friends secretly want to suck your dick.

Some folks here believe once Trump is dead, his empire will pass onto someone else. I couldn’t disagree more. Every time someone tries to do what Trump does, it’s a big flop. It will all unravel with him gone. It’s called a cult for a reason.

My guess is Hegseth is going to wake up tomorrow and the first thought in his head will be, “Oh vodka. What did you make me do this time?”

I know! Is the only way to get decent peanut butter in some countries. Guess I’m going to have to learn how to make peanut butter.

Someone spell this out for me. What’s the connection between Spice Girls and Ibuprofen?

Shouldn’t it be Lisa (Simpson) standing in front of a presentation screen? Or am I missing a meme?

They are coming for your guns now, MAGAts. Mark my words.

Huh. Maybe they both were into amputees.

In Texas he’ll probably get a quick draw award. Do you know how fast those kids run? Dude must have been chomping at the bit for years to end one of those quick, little fuckers.

That’s what is called a show of force. Yes, I’ve seen Warfare.

I just feel sorry for the Kirk family. They name their kid James, and he ends up a bigot.

Thomas Matthew Crooks was kicked out of his high school’s rifle team. He tried out for the varsity rifle team during his freshman year but was rejected because he was a very poor shot. Classmates described him as a “terrible” shooter who missed all his targets badly and was considered a hazard, leading to him being asked not to return after the first day of tryouts.

There is no conspiracy here. Dude took the best shot he could to prove the haters wrong and came up short.

I used to ride a motor bike and BMW divers are the reason I sold it. So many of them don’t care about anyone beyond the range of their own knuckles.

Let’s not forget the American playing a Russian. Clancy Brown is a great actor, but he didn’t even attempt an accent. The 80s were a wild time.

Remember that of those surveyed, 80-93% say they are better than average drivers. This high percentage is a well-documented phenomenon known as “illusory superiority” or the “above-average effect,” where most individuals overestimate their own abilities compared to others. This is why I don’t drive unless I have to.

Actually, in Japan there isn’t a housing crisis because of this very truism. Real estate isn’t seen as an investment.

Apparently, the car was a member of MS-13.