Are you tired of winning yet?

His base will be like: Real men suck cock!

So we should do LAN parties again then!

I could smell it.

“The government is reopened. Everything we democrats want is from now on in effect. If the republicans have a problem with that, they can shut down the government. You’re welcome!”

Modern doors are safe. It’s the windows you should worry about.

Yeah, so? It’s this or no image!

Had no time, so I used AI. Sorry for that!

Wait, Shazam didn’t work?

Same same but different. My backup server pulls my files with rsync.

Gunster.

I thought piss and milk.

It was always meant like: “If I fuck up with this Brexit, you guys can pay the price! I will live comfortably somewhere else!”

Did Biden have bruises from handshaking?

My colleagues iPhone says “I’ve got the power!” and I’m a little pissed that he still hasn’t managed to play the music snippet I provided him.

It would not be okay if YOU do it.

That’s how you make work slaves …

I saw a documentary one, and one artist said: back in the days, you made shows to sell your music (vinyl, later CDs), but now you make music to go on tour and make shows.