Plot twist: it’s not a boneappletea, he really was taking a bath when he saw her. Then he saw how she was reacting and just went along with the whole ‘taken aback’ thing.

I mean, Reddit killed off ‘polished UX’ and that’s what drove me here. All the great 3PAs are on the Fediverse, after all!

…this place is so fucking surreal.

I love it.