Christ. Sounds like you need to have less contact with your parents

“How to buy a house: sell the house you currently own, and buy a new one.”

“Each time”?

How many times does it happen!?

This is how I look for the best bits in porn

I’m not afraid of dying, I’m afraid of the awkward social situation that follow

It is true, at least here in Norway: https://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Den_nye_tellemåten (“The new way of counting”).

Our parliament deceided in 1949 that 21 should not be pronounced as “one-and-twenty”, but as “twenty-one”. It was because new phone numbers got introduced, and the new way gave a lot less errors when spoken to the “sentralbordamer” (switch operator ladies).

Reminds me of how the government forced the tobacco companies to redesign snus containers to be as ugly as possible. Turned out designers loved them

https://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/ddB3zq/designekspertene-elsker-de-stygge-snusboksene-ser-ingenting-avskrekkende