Bring back the stockade for shit like this.
Bring back the stockade for shit like this.
How thoughtful of them to ensure that the deceased would have something to put up their butt in the underworld.
And there is some green coloration on it, indicating the dildo was once painted to look like a cucumber. Derek Smalls gets it.
Now please turn to song 146 in your hymnals, The Cat Cameth Back.
Maybe it’s time to admit that you are bad at this and you should do something else besides trying to run a business. It’s clearly not your forte.
This is pretty good satire, and I gotta give you props for sticking to the bit, LunchMoneyThief.
Happy workers stay longer and don’t leave rotting fish in the vents right before quitting out of frustration.
Only a person who thinks on a single axis could possibly believe the two parties are the same in any meaningful way. Reality is more complex than that.
Gary Whittington, the man he shot, was a Republican and major financial backer of both of George W. Bush’s election campaigns.
So
This isn’t an endorsement of Harris. It’s an anti-endorsement of Trump.
Well, it was the maid of honor, so.
If I start to salivate in sympathetic parallel to the imagined hungry dogs, does that count?
And then I start to drool!
Tumblr goths, ffs.
That they hate America? Yeah, I gathered that.
Hey Nikki? Hey, maybe that’s not a good thing. Maybe that’s something you shouldn’t be happy about, and something you should push back against if you actually care about your party or your country.
What’s that? You only care about your own skin?
Physically, anyway. Mentally? Depends on how late in the evening it is.
A sound bite of him soiling himself on mic would be fun.
Saddest thing is nobody is going to watch this who hasn’t already decided.
The people who voted for him in the last two elections, who would gladly lick the diaper leakage dribbling down his leg off his lifted loafers, will not watch this. They will watch the clips of Fox News sycophants highlighting the two or three gotcha lines and declare him the victor, regardless of his performance.
People on the fence will tune it out, as they have everything else, because they are absolute fucking morons who don’t give a shit about anything outside their own sight line.
Harris supporters will confirm that she is a competent orator and debater who won against a gibbering human suitcase full of soiled laundry, and nothing will change.
I don’t understand why you don’t just put the kids in the helicopter and fly them up to Grandpa’s condo?