It’s like a disposable book, with ads.

Kind of reminded me of this one.

No, thank you.

Oh thank god

Maybe I want to be hallucinating and have fire-hydrant-strength diarrhea while I’m lost in the woods, though.

How would you leverage your vote in this instance?

I have no experience with boiled peanuts. What’s the deal?

Man, that’s so sad.

“Yes comrade, that’s right. He’s telling us that the country is ovverrun with woke transexual alien criminals that are eating all of the household pets. Yes…yes I tried asking for the nuclear codes, but he just started rampbling about a radical lesbian liberal agenda and now he’s talking about China and hamberders. Comrade, he won’t stop talking about Nancy Pelosi and Obama and now I think he’s trying to sell me his ugly golden sneakers…”

My purpose it to be sitting on a beach, fat and drunk.

English may not be their first language. It’s okay to cut people some slack sometimes.

People do this all the time, and it’s super annoying. I’d love for someone to explain why they downvote an honest question.

What are quoted strings?

'Tis but a scratch!

I keep my fireworks in the warming drawer.

That’s cool. More boob for me then.

“Like it is now…only shorter.”

“Listen, dentist. You asked me what I wanted my teeth to look like and I told you. Several rows of razor sharp shark teeth, pronto.”

How would we deal with violent crime without a police force?