Like a monkey paw super power… X-Ray vision, but only if the person you’re looking at has a boner.

Could’ve just tossed his ass in, he’d be invincible, he’d manage…

I think it’s from this movie

Expensive and proprietary.

Were you the father or the father?

Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions

Arguably the best way to experience the game.

Left a job of 10 years, project lead senior engineer, because fuckers FAFO’d an RTO. Of a team of 5, I was one they expected to stay because I was “close to the office”. I was the first one to find a new, full time remote job.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Miracle whip has it’s uses…but sure as shit not as mayonnaise.

Yay! We stopped all the cases!

Because everyone knows they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki…

Whaaaaaaat? A politician behaving like a political animal? The shock! The scandal!