We NEED to Cumpete with CHYNA! Which is Why we’re doing EVERYTHING to Force OTHER COUNTRIES to do Bizness with CHYNA!

-Republicans!

WWII Veterans are TERRORISTS!

-Republicans who SUPPORT THE TROOPS!

I LOVE how Honest he Is!

-Free Thinkers on Welfare!

But he’s NOT taking a Presidential Salary so it’s OK!

-Free Thinking Republicans!

YOUR ANTISEMETIC!

-The BBC once they Learn Jeffrey Epstein was Israeli!

We NEED to get these CRIMINALS out! Which is why we’re going After PEOPLE AT HOME while Allowing CHILD MOLESTERS AND RAPISTS to Roam Free in Washington!

Giving CANADIANS US Taxpayer Dollars to ELIMINATE our Water Supplies is putting AMERICA FIRST!

-Republicans!

If ONLY there was SOMETHING the Residents could Do when their Voices are VIOLENTLY Ignored by Rich People and Politicians! OH WELL make sure you FOLLOW the LAW or Go To Jail POORS!

HEY! Prosecuting Pedophiles is TOO Political!

-Democrats!

Arresting BLACK PEOPLE who want to Vote is how you KNOW Republicans are NOT Racist!

-Log Cabin Republicans!

We MUST Ensure that our Energy is RUN and Protected by US! Under control of ENEMY Countries!

-National Security Republicans!

DONT worry! I’m SURE Protecting Pedophiles! Protecting Billionaires! Starting Multiple Wars! Making it IMPOSSIBLE to Afford to Live! Eliminating VA Benefits! Defunding our Troops! Killing American Citizens in the Street! Kidnapping Children at the Request of the Federal Government! will Convince Republican voters to NOT vote Republican!

How DARE Jimmy Kimmel Molest Children! PROTECT Child Molesters! DEFUND our Troops! KILL American Citizens! Make FUN of Pedophiles!

If ONLY there was SOMETHING these Judges could DO to Ensure the Trump Administration FOLLOWS the Law! UNRELATED but MAKE SURE you Show up to Court OTHERWISE your GOING TO JAIL you POOR!

Making Laws to Protect CHRISTIANS? What GOOD Jews!

-The ADL and AIPAC!

I WAS going to Vote for him but After reading This I’m NOW going to Vote for the Woman sending MY Taxdollars to LITERAL Nazis! THANK YOU!

WHY? Chuck knows EXACTLY what Americans Israelis WANT! That’s LITERALLY the Definition of the DNC!

We WANT this to be Worth Your While so we’re Paying our Baristas enough to Make It Worth Your While! Buying only the BEST Coffee Beans! Creating NEW Techniques to make your Coffee even MORE Enjoyable! Investing in our Stores so there COMFORTABLE! Giving me, the CEO, a Private Jet!

The Residents in the Republican Area were FURIOUS that their Elected Officials DIDNT Share the footage with THEM! OTHERWISE why would they Keep Electing the People SPYING on Children?

Thank GOD we Cut these so we can Afford Trump’s BALLROOM!

-LITERALLY Republican Voters!