BewareOfIdiot

What drink are you referring to in second paragraph?

I assumed it was already adjusted since it says “measured in present-value dollars”

Why? You don’t find it convenient to say “X, formerly Twitter”? I think it just rolls off the tongue! /s

New CEO? I’ve missed that part, oh boy …

What is Tesseract?

You mean to say that the only thing keeping you from r*ping children is fear of God?

Okay Sir please calm down, we all know we can’t trust those “Doctors” and their “Medical Degrees”. It’s just hokus pokus, it’s not like there’s been decades upon decades of scientific testing and proving! You probably believe we landed on the moon too HAH! Space ain’t even real, like how would they even breath if there’s no air? #checkmate

Hol’ up

I have not seen those, nor do I wish to now.

People who sleep in their cars, engine running and parked in a garage, sleep like babies!

My dad said you should make “one dick-girth worth of pasta” for one meal. Needless to say I always end up making to little pasta.

A Monty Python reference? In this economy???

Was there a valley at least?

Don’t forget to raise your voice, get flustered, and start pointing out their character flaws irrelevant to the issue at hand

Rolling On The Floor Literally OverDosing?

Wait what? I’ve not heard about this

What’s going on? Why does it feel like every megacorporation have become completely openly anti-consumer? Yes, companies have always been shady and doing everything for profit, but at least they did it subtly and backtracked as soon as the backlash came. Now they’re just shamelessly force feeding us spyware and “digital-only licenses revokable at any time”.

But for only $1500 you can play in 4K@60fps* on the Steam Machine! *(upscaled from 1080p) /j

It’s not like you’re gonna drop dead if you try to take a walk. And if you have cancer you do chemo, right? You don’t just sit down and go “welp, guess I’m gonna die”.

I just want GOG to release NFS Underground 2 and I’ll be happy