It’s a shame though. They could be as a god on Lemmy if they did have beans that size.

Definitely aioli. Those would be about 2" in diameter. Even the gigante bean, the world’s largest bean, isn’t that large.

Hallo Internet twin! I own a domain that is basically “SucksMyBalls.com” in my native language. If a business demands an email address without cause or they’ve particularly pissed me off, they get “Business@SucksMyBalls.com”. One of the best investments I’ve ever made.

I fuck with airport security screens as much as possible. My latest is to show up an hour early with a couple of butter knives I ‘borrowed’ from previous flights. I have a collection from airlines from around the world so I match my upcoming carrier when I can. Watching those apes struggle to verify if my completely blunt, clearly approved butter knives are somehow restricted is worth the lost time.

My favorite is when they claim they’re forbidden and I get to pose the obvious objection: if they’re restricted due to posing a safety hazard, why is it acceptable that I’ll get one anyhow on my upcoming flight? How is that identical butter knife safer?

Ahem, it’s your freedom to be ripped off!

Did your hawks write that? Maybe they’re not so cerebral after all.

Good, fuck him.

Dry erase markers?